February's Tale of Two Fools

I am glad this is February. It is a fools month according to tradition. It is the second month on both the Gregorian and traditional Zimbabwean  Calender. The Zimbabwean calendar has thirteen months, while as the western one is foolishly made up twelve months. That is, as crazy as the people who brought it here to Africa, are. They can not count and they do not reason too, especially when they talk about sanctions on Zimbabwe.

A TALE OF TWO BIRTHDAYS
I would like to pass my birthday wishes to two Zimbabweans. One is a great statesman born on the and  21st of February and the other one who wants to undo what the great statesman. Do not stretch your guess, I am talking of Robert Gabriel Mugabe the great statesman, and Nelson Chamisa the Jecha Boy and Sanctions Band.

Here are two Zimbabweans born in the month of Fools. It is here I compare the foolishness in the two. I see one great statesman who built a country and created a legacy in Robert Gabriel Mugabe. When I look at Nelson Chamisa I see a fool, who has stupid followers, doing the best to undo what the fathers of this nation have done.

THE FOOL IN THE CROWD
We have here a fool who runs into crowds and declare to the world that he is popular...Mr Chamisa Mbare Musika is a crowded place even before you get there!!! Your presence is just adding to the number!

We have a Fool here who takes a selfie in the USA Senate Chambers in Washington D.C on the eve of the renewal on sanctions on Zimbabwe and come back here and say that he was given $15 billion. Come on not all the 16 million Zimbabweans are stupid, it is only the 2 million who voted for you who can believe that rubbish!!

A FOOL'S OBSESSION

We as Zimbabweans are not surprised at all. If you start doing a bad thing at a funeral, that thing becomes an obsession and you will repeat it at every funeral. ( Tinoti akaremwa) in Manicaland.

Have you noticed since the demise of Morgan Tsvangirai in February 2018  how Mr Nelson Chamisa want to seek attention at every funeral ever since? I was surprised that this obsession has gone to the level of gatecrashing even funerals.

THE FOOL IN BOB
I am sorry I have to spoil the fun and come back to Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Bob's foolishness got us our land back. Bob's foolishness got our pride as Africans back.

I will dare say, Bob's foolishness brought us the sanctions. The EU and the USA have slapped sanctions on 16 million Zimbabweans because Robert Gabriel Mugabe reclaimed land for the indigenous people. It is these sanctions that Nelson Chamisa wants to be extended. It is what he calls
"jecha".


Happy Birthday to Nelson Chamisa  the Jecha Boy
Happy Birthday to Robert Gabriel Mugabe the guy who brought us the sanctions!!!